Eugene's WOG Trainer

MISSION SELECT01 ROUTE AVAILABLE03 ROUTES AVAILABLE

Stages 01 and 02 are available on desktop

WOG IS COOKEDRelease-day traffic adds realistic page loads and 1–2 random 5–10 second bottlenecks. Practice only — excluded from leaderboards.UNRANKED

STAGE 01STARTS IN EXCEL

FULL RUNNotification HuntChill in the spreadsheet until the surprise alert drops, then race through the whole checkout.RANDOM DROP / 5–15 SEC

START MISSION›

STAGE 02STARTS IN DISCORD

INTEL RUNDiscord DashBegin the full checkout run in Discord and race it all the way through confirmation.START / DISCORD

START MISSION›

STAGE 03STARTS ON WOG

SPEED RUNWoG RushSkip the hunt and jump straight into product, cart, address, payment, and confirmation practice.TARGET / FASTEST CHECKOUTRACE AGAINST BOTS

START MISSION›

RECENT RESULTS0 SAVED LOCALLY

NO COMPLETED RUNS SAVED YET

GLOBAL RANKING

Fastest verified runs

STAGE 01Notification Hunt

01nekumai00:05.673
02SINS00:05.760
03penguinmita00:06.103
04LelekkLelekk00:06.230
05Erba00:06.274

STAGE 02Discord Dash

01nekumai00:04.588
02penguinmita00:04.635
03SINS00:04.931
04LelekkLelekk00:04.987
05Kimeee00:05.269

STAGE 03WoG Rush

01moemoemona00:02.577
02Sonic00:03.674
03LelekkLelekk00:03.792
04nekumai00:03.911
05penguinmita00:03.960

CHECKOUT CRIME UNIT

Fastest fingers under investigation

STAGE 01Notification Hunt

NO BLAMED RUNS

STAGE 02Discord Dash

NO BLAMED RUNS

STAGE 03WoG Rush

01Sonic400:01.919
02Sonic200:02.027
03Sonic00:02.109
04Sonic300:02.117
05Sonic00:02.146

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